Did you know that proper bathroom etiquette is a question of biblical importance? Well, it certainly is, and The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor would not be complete without telling you how to avoid becoming a bathroom etiquette sinner. In fact, thy very welfare may depend on these "Thou Shalts" and "Thou Shalt Nots". So, please goeth and doeth us a favor. Readeth these commandments, and followeth them. Shareth them with a congregant, a friend or the noisy bathroom neighbor whose feet you see in the next stall. And remember, there are plenty more commandments where these came from!
- After thou completest thy dump
Thou shalt not leavest a brownish lump!
- Thou shalt be kind to thy fellow man
spray thy room after thou useth thy can!
- Thou shalt shutteth thy light off after thy dumpeth
Or thy electric bill will really jumpeth!
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